my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
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yeah sure wish we had a key
a precise calculation.
this is very important
RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES
The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.
i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
Some lady things?
I guess it won’t work if people can’t tell that is the cover for them red tidal wave diapers.