Arexx the Chinese Dinosaur

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

What the hell is a jay-peg? Do you mean a jay-pee-gee?
A client who runs a photography website (via clientsfromhell)
croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

paperbeatsscissors:

a precise calculation.

machines-of-radiant-design:

bootyaficionado:

snapchatting:

this is very important

RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES

The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.

dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists

biinarystar:

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

image

shootingstarsafterdark:

ursamod:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

Some lady things?

I guess it won’t work if people can’t tell that is the cover for them red tidal wave diapers. 

shootingstarsafterdark:

ursamod:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

Some lady things?

I guess it won’t work if people can’t tell that is the cover for them red tidal wave diapers.