Arexx the Chinese Dinosaur

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

alittlemoreconversation:

you-are-infinite-worth:

Kitties

Fuck, the last one

brakken:

Dratini>Dragonair>Dragonite

brakken:

Dratini>Dragonair>Dragonite

Eeveelutions

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

redwhiteandblueliberty:

missanddry:

Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)

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clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.
Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.

Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME